A zebra is a remarkable beast. They sleep standing up, form harems of seven women to one man, and the mothers care for their children for a year until they are strong enough to march into the wild.They also look really amazing in front of bar heaters facing the ceiling. This fellow spends its days staring at the roof, thinking- 'Fuck dude, I'm covered in stripes which confuse predators with an optical illusion that I grew myself. You could have at least mounted me to the wall.'
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